The Ultimate Showdown

Old Ville Valo was hoppin around
Helsinki city like a big playground
When suddenly Mige burst from the shade
And hit Ville Valo with a HIMgrenade
Ville Valo got pissed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Linde
Who proceeded to open up a can of Linde-fu
Zoltan Pluto came out of the blue,

And he started beating up Lily Lazer
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
But before it could make it back to the bat cave
Burton Emerson popped out of his grave.
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat.
And blew Mige away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Billy Idol came to save the day.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Ville Valo took a bite outta Billy Idol
Like Heath Ledger took a bite outta crime
Then Linde came back covered in a tire track
But Johnny Depp jumped out and landed on his back
And Mige was injured and trying to get steady
When Burton Emerson came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Marilyn Manson took him out with his whip

Then he saw Ville Valo sneakin up from behind
And he reached for his gun that he just couldn’t find
Cuz Mige stole it and he shot and he missed
And Johnny Depp deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault
While Emerson Burton tried to pole-fault
onto Billy Idol, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by an O.J. stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Shaun Morgan
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bone
Into the crotch of Marilyn Manson
Who fell over on the ground writing in pain
As Mige changed back into the Rev
But Shaun saw through his clever disguise
As he crushed Mige’s head in-between his thighs
                         



Then Robin Williams and Synester Gates and
And Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity’s “Peanut” and
Anthony Joseph Kiedis and Bert McCracken and
Sean Connery and Marilyn Monroe
Chad Kroeger, Jacoby Shaddix, Nikki Sixx, Johnny Christ
Jack White, Mikey Way,  the whole cast of Invader Zim
DJ Ashba, Billie Joe Armstrong
Bam, Dunham, Van Damme, and Kurt Cobain
All came outta nowhere Lightning fast
And they kicked Shaun Morgan and his rocker ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe

And the battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Gregory House in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny